Monsters Invasion
9 Monsters. 9 Rooftops. 1 City Under Siege.
Produced by Designs in Air
This Halloween, Lincoln has been invaded by nine larger-than-life rooftop monsters! Wander the city streets by day to spot them towering above your favourite shops and landmarks… then return at night, when they light up the skyline in all their spooky glory.
And while you explore, listen to the Monster Stories — strange tales of how each creature came to call Lincoln home…
Slime Minister Invades Home Nightclub
For centuries, strange sightings have been whispered about in Lincoln’s city centre; odd green glows, eerie sounds, and the faint stench of slime drifting through the streets late at night. Local folklore speaks of the Slime Minister, a mischievous monster that feeds on chaos, noise, and human energy.
But this year, the Slime Minister has finally shown itself, towering above Park Street on the roof of Home Nightclub.
Why here? Why now?
Because nowhere else in Lincoln thrives with life quite like Home. The thunder of basslines, the flash of strobes, the rush of laughter and dancing - it all creates the perfect storm of energy the Slime Minister craves. Park Street is the city’s after-dark artery, and Home is its beating heart.
The monster has wandered, it has searched, but in the end it discovered the truth that every partygoer knows, there’s no place like Home.
Now, it watches from above, not to destroy, but to claim its throne. Drawn by the music, fuelled by the crowds, the Slime Minister has crowned Home as its lair, its stronghold, and its eternal source of power.
This Halloween, when the doors open and the night begins, remember: you’re not just stepping into a nightclub. You’re stepping beneath the monstrous gaze of the Slime Minister… and he’s chosen Home, because there really is no place like it.
Nosey Bonk Head & Hands takes over Nationwide
High above Nationwide, a peculiar monster has made himself at home. His name? Nosey Bonk Head & Hands. With a nose as long as a chimney and hands as big as shovels, he’s chosen this rooftop for some very particular reasons…
First, he loves nothing more than sniffing out the smell of freshly baked pasties and sausage rolls drifting up from Greggs below. It makes his nose twitch with delight every morning.
Second, Nosey Bonk has a serious job: he keeps a careful watch over the money inside Nationwide. With his giant hands poised and ready, he makes sure every penny is safe and sound.
Third, he’s completely fascinated by the trains rumbling past on Lincoln’s famous High Street level crossing. He waves his hands at every passing carriage, convinced the drivers are waving back.
But truth be told, Nosey Bonk just loves being right in the heart of the city and keeping your money safe. So next time you pass Nationwide, look up… you might just catch him peering down with that great big nose, keeping watch over Lincoln’s bustling High Street.
David Boo-ie at the Cathedral
This Halloween, Lincoln Cathedral has a new (and very noisy) visitor perched on Exchequer Gate: David Boo-ie. Convinced he’s the city’s next singing superstar, Boo-ie spends every evening howling out tunes, trying to drown out the beautiful voices of the Cathedral Choristers.
The problem? His voice is more ghoulish growl than golden note. Tourists cover their ears, pigeons flap away in panic, and even the Cathedral bells seem to wince at his attempts to “hit the high notes.”
But Boo-ie doesn’t give up, he’s desperate to be heard. Maybe what he really needs is a little guidance from the Cathedral’s choirs, who are always welcoming new singers: school-age choristers, university students for the youth choir, and adults for the Cathedral Consort.
Until then, if you hear a spine-tingling screech echoing across the city, don’t be afraid. It’s just David Boo-ie, giving his all, even if the Choristers remain the true stars of the show.
Snapper (Lexie) comes to Bridge McFarland
Inclusive Lincoln Law Firm Bridge McFarland Welcomes a New Recruit
Like many young hopefuls, Lexie applied for a week of work experience in Lincoln. Unlike many young hopefuls, Lexie happens to be about 20 feet tall and has a voice that rattles windows.
But Bridge McFarland LLP believes in giving everyone a fair chance. Lexie impressed them with her enthusiasm and commitment. After a robust recruitment process, which included stress-testing our office foundations, and an in depth risk assessment, they’re delighted to confirm that Lexie has been accepted for his placement!!
From Saturday 25 October, she’ll be joining the team to experience life in different departments, all while enjoying Lincoln’s best rooftop views. Keep your eyes peeled this Halloween week to see how their newest (and tallest) recruit gets on!
Isaac Newton Building at Lincoln Univeristy is under attack by Eye Scream
On a crisp October evening, students passing by the Lincoln Arts Centre glanced up and gasped there, perched on the roof, was a towering, wide-eyed monster named Eye Scream. With a gaze as big as the moon, Eye Scream wasn’t here to scare anyone. Instead, it had been drawn to the Arts Centre by whispers of magical performances filling the autumn nights.
Eye Scream had heard about a curious adventure called Lose the Path, Find Your Way, a tale where children could shape the story themselves. Eager to learn how to make choices and discover new directions, Eye Scream climbed high onto the roof for the best view, hoping the magic of the show might guide it, too.
But there was more: the roof carried another rumour, Meet the Hatter. The Hatter, it was said, was longing for a companion. Eye Scream’s many blinking eyes widened with hope. Could it be the friend the Hatter had been waiting for? From its rooftop perch, Eye Scream swayed gently, almost dancing to the rehearsals below, dreaming of stepping down into the story.
So, if you see Eye Scream looming above the Arts Centre, don’t be afraid. It’s not here to invade but to watch, to learn, and maybe, just maybe to discover who it’s meant to be. After all, this season is about The Art of Becoming and even monsters long to find their way.
Bezerker at the Waterside
Shoppers at Lincoln’s Waterside Shopping Centre might feel an extra chill this Halloween… because Bezerker has taken over the roof!
With a roar that echoes down the High Street, Bezerker claims the Waterside is his new fortress. Why here? Well, he loves the buzz of shoppers rushing in and out, and he’s fascinated by the endless bags of goodies people carry, though he hasn’t quite worked out why no one is bringing him any treats.
From his perch, Bezerker peers down through the glass roof, trying to spot the latest fashions and gadgets. Sometimes he bangs his fists in excitement, which is why you might hear the building rumble! But don’t worry, he’s more curious than scary.
So this Halloween, if you see a shadow looming above Waterside, don’t panic. It’s just Bezerker, keeping watch, enjoying the chaos, and secretly wishing someone would invite him down for a bit of shopping.
Jazz Hands Takes Centre Stage at Ernest Jones & Clintons
This Halloween, the High Street has gained a brand-new performer—Jazz Hands! Perched dramatically across the rooftops of Ernest Jones and Clintons, this monster has decided the city centre is his stage.
Why Ernest Jones? Well, Jazz Hands adores sparkle. He’s forever wiggling his fingers in the direction of the jewellery displays, convinced the glittering gems are the perfect accessories for his next big number.
And why Clintons? Because Jazz Hands can’t resist the cards and wrapping paper, he’s always on the lookout for the biggest applause card to wave after his “performances.”
With one hand stretched towards Ernest Jones and the other towards Clintons, Jazz Hands spends his evenings throwing dramatic poses, finger snaps, and imaginary curtain calls. Shoppers might even hear the faint sound of “jazz hands rustling” in the breeze as he waits for someone to notice his routine.
So if you’re out shopping this spooky season, keep an eye on the rooftops—you might just catch Jazz Hands striking his most dazzling pose yet.
Bug Arch at The Everyman
This Halloween, the Everyman Cinema has an extra-large film critic on its roof, meet Bug Arch. With twitching antennae and enormous bug eyes, he’s claimed the best seat in the house: right above the big screen!
Bug Arch isn’t here to scare, he’s just obsessed with movies. From his rooftop perch, he tries to guess what’s showing just by watching the crowds go in and out with their popcorn. Some say he even hums along to the soundtracks drifting out of the cinema (though he’s usually out of tune).
But there’s one big problem: Bug Arch hates spoilers. If he hears anyone talking about the ending before he’s “seen” it himself, those giant bug eyes roll dramatically, and his wings buzz in protest!
So, if you’re heading to the Everyman this spooky season, look up, you might just see Bug Arch, waiting for the next blockbuster, dreaming of one day starring in a film of his own.
Howler invades Seven Districts
There’s a new sound rising above Lincoln’s High Street this Halloween, an eerie, echoing wail drifting from the roof of 7 Districts Coffee. The culprit? None other than Howler.
Drawn in by the rich smell of roasting coffee beans, Howler clambered onto the rooftop and never left. Every time the grinders whir below, he throws back his head and lets out a spine-tingling howl, convinced he’s joining in with the buzz of the café.
Locals say he has seven distinct howls, one for each “district.” From a low morning groan (before the first flat whites are served) to a midnight screech that rattles the windows, Howler makes sure the whole street knows he’s awake.
Don’t worry though, he’s more noisy than nasty. If you look up while grabbing your latte, you might spot him leaning over the edge, ears twitching, waiting for someone to buy him a coffee of his own.
